I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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