Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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