all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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