So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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