yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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