Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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