I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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