I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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