so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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