I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I need a beard to bite.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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