I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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