i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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