i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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