Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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