clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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