She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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