She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
why do cheetos always look like penises
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize