chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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