if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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