i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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