So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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