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He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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