When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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