I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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