it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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