I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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