Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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