Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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