i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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