i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just pee around me
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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