question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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