im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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