let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
