I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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