i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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