we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
MIDGETS
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Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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