You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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