at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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