Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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