dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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