in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I understand Curling. That high.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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