That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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