Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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