dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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