Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
