does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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