Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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