It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
