My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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