He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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