Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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