Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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