So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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