shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Two words: blizzard sex
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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