need another drink. this is the easiest way
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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