Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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