Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just cropdusted the office
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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