She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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