I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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