I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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