What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You may now shotgun with the bride
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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