I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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