college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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