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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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